This is a clip where really sane and terminally bright Michele-With One "L"-Bachmann, who is also a world renowned climatologist and bio-chemistry professor at Batshit U., tells Congress how CO2 can't possibly be dangerous because we exhale it and it's natural. It's natural, so it's harmless. How can anyone possibly argue with that kind of sturdy, self-evident bit of logical syllogistic mastery?
Bachmann, as far as I'm concerned is now a champion of the marginalized. Her insights are profound and lucid. If it comes out of us it's natural, ergo harmless. Brilliant! So simple, yet so profound. Personally, I see this as an opening for dialogue on individual, secretory preferences which have been oppressed for far too long due to the totally unfounded biases and prejudices of both science and society, and people need to be permitted to break free of these unjustified restraints. I mean, if what she says is true then this opens up all kinds of possibilities for excretory and seepage rights! People's long suppressed desires to shit and piss on anything and everything in sight are no longer taboo and should be inhibited no more. Why should people have to shamefully hide their natural, god given bodily processes by being forced to use special facilities or buildings? Why should people be made to feel horrible about losing control and being made to wear special clothing, under their regular clothing, to harness their excretions? Why this unnatural fear of the natural? Why do we fear our body's warm, yellow and brown oozey goodness? Shit and piss are natural so people should be allowed to proudly share their glorious effusions with the universe, without barriers! Our bodies manufacture them, and our bodies are made by God, so we can produce nothing that isn't also good and godly, therefore clean and natural! In fact, in recognition of Professor Bachmann's grand, liberating insight, I think we should devote time every day to just stop what we're doing, reflect on the struggle, drop trou', and dump massive loads of waste by-products and empty our bladders as a sign of solidarity, and to show science that it doesn't know everything or even anything. Out of respect for Bachmann’s revelatory views on bio-chemistry and human rights I plan on dumping a big, chunky corn filled turd-plopper on her doorstep, and by micturating on her mums. It'll be quite a lovely tribute. I'm getting misty eyed just thinking about it...
Bachmann has freed humanity with her ability to use reason and logic to undermine science and destroy prejudice, so, I say go ahead and open up your sphincters and partake of the joyous gold and brown harvest provided by nature's bounteous, majestic goodness! And don't worry, it's not dangerous; it's natural. Michele Bachmann said so and she wouldn't be full of shit, would she?
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Fuck shitting and pissing on people. I can't wait to start cumming on them.
And since it's natural I shouldn't get arrested.
Unlike last time....
Other Natural Substances that must also be good for human consumption because they are *natural:
Mercury,
Lead,
Arsenic,
Urushoil,
Arterial Plaques
and
Amaloid Plaques.
Batshit U. Yep, that about covers it.
Michelle Bachmann is amazing. I am surprised that she know how to tie her shoes.
Bachmann is the leader of the delirious lunatic fringe.
She speaks like she has a second grade education.
I hate to tell her, but if the earth's atmosphere contained 3% CO2 we would all be dead.
She is such a great fact-checker (sarcasm) she should get a job working for Fuks Nuz.
Phuck: Good point!
Seeing Eye Chick: Don't you dare use facts!
Dr. Zaius: Are you sure she does know how to tie her own shoes? I'm just asking...
Grandpa Eddie: The GOP is notorious for being light on fact checking, but huge on platitudes and pontification and just outright fabrication. Who needs facts when you keep getting elected based on lies and misinformation?
@Grandpa Eddie - She speaks like she has a second grade education because she only has a second grade education.
Phuck: You give her more credit than I do. I would've thought she was home failed.
She's a world-class idiot. Two things about her:
Have you seen this picture? Heh.
Also, this story is funny as hell.
Bachmann ascribes to the same science which designates ground ozone as good since it protects us in the stratosphere.
Michelle Bachmann is 100% correct that CO2 is natural. This just shows how the left is willing to demonize anything the Good Lord makes.
I think Michelle should partake in all that is natural to show how harmless God's Stuff is. Might I suggest the following naturally occurring harmless elements:
As
Cl
F
Ra
Rn
Jeff: That story and the accompanying photos were hilarious! That woman is a whack-job.
Hather: Thanks for stopping by! Bachmann probably stillthinks the juries out on the four bodily humours too.
Blanca: Sorry. Oh, and don't forget H2O. It never hurt anyone either. Which is why I guess these people think waterboarding isn't torture, so I guess they're just being consistent. Thanks for coming by!
Slip on shoes only for Bachmann.
As well as Cliff's Notes and a fresh dose of stupid every day with every meal.
Skye: You give her more credit than I do. LOL
I will not forget the time she dug her fingernails into W's shoulder and swung him around to plant a kiss on his mouth. That whole scene gave me the heebie jeebies.
Nancy: Welcome back. I've missed your comments :-P Yeah, Bachmann's so blatant she didn't bother to kiss Dubya's ass; she just kissed his has ass-face.
Fortunately for me, I did not know of this astute personage until the campaign, during which she uttered such completely asinine statements that she made it onto Olbermann's worst person list repeatedly.
I prayed with the voodoo gods that be for her defeat in the elections, but somehow, she managed to keep her seat. Perhaps that's because her ass-cheeks are held in a permanent tight-ass position, so they were unable to remove her from her seat.
I just cannot watch her any more. She is actually dumber than W, and that's saying a lot. She wants to be the female Limbaugh, but she would have to shave her head first, and I'm honestly afraid that she would hurt herself if she tried to use an electric razor.
How does this woman get dressed in the morning and make it to the Capitol wearing matching shoes?
Poietes: as always you say what needs to be said in a way that I wish I could say it. Bachmann is a travesty of human dignity and sanity.
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