OBAMA'S AMERICA: WELCOME TO THE RUSH LIMBAUGH SCHOOL OF RACIAL SENSITIVITY AND ETHNIC HARMONY

I know it's been a while since I posted anything, and frankly I was seriously debating the prospects of giving up on the blogging venture all together, but leave it to that fat, fucking low life, inhuman piece of shit Rush Limbaugh to get me so fired up that I had to respond to his incredibly assinine, fucked up logorrhea and twisted, St. Vitus' dance logic. That people seriously take this runny scummy human butt boil as anything more than a mere caricature of a human being is beyond me, but since so many people do, that means he must be dealt with. Hence, I'm going to delve into his latest stupidity which involves his not so veiled, Klannish views on race and his delusional rhetorical and logical failings.

Limbullshit's latest egregious moronic endeavour is the big pile of completely slimy horseshit contained in his comments about race in relation to a recent fistfight on a school bus where a white kid was beaten by a couple of black kids. Lots of people were jumping to make racially charged claims of black racism and "white victimhood" without waiting to find out what really happened. Limbaugh in his own typical overblown, hyperbolic, holier-than-thou, righteously indignant, knee-jerk reactionary way jumped into the fray with the following gems of racial insight, beginning with him crying racism and laying the blame for it at the foot of President Obama:

LIMBAUGH: Greetings, my friends. It's Obama's America, is it not? Obama's America -- white kids getting beat up on school buses now. I mean, you put your kids on a school bus, you expect safety, but in Obama's America, the white kids now get beat up with the black kids cheering, "Yeah, right on, right on, right on!" And of course, everybody says, "Oh, the white kid deserved it, he was born a racist, he's white." Newsweek magazine told us this.

Here he is disagreeing with the police assessment that the infraction was a simple case of bullying:

LIMBAUGH: I think the guy's wrong. I think not only it was racism, it was justifiable racism. I mean, that's the lesson we're being taught here today. Kid shouldn't have been on the bus anyway. We need segregated buses -- it was invading space and stuff. This is Obama's America.

On trying to disingenuously undermine homosexuality and justify racism:

LIMBAUGH: If homosexuality being inborn is what makes it acceptable, why does racism being inborn not make racism acceptable? I'm sorry -- I mean, this is the way my mind works. But apparently now we don't choose racism, we just are racists. We are born that way. We don't choose it. So shouldn't it be acceptable, excuse -- this is according to the way the left thinks about things.

Yeah, no white kid ever got beat up by a black kid before Obama became president. In fact, before Obama there was nothing but rainbows and kittens everywhere and blacks knew their place... Nevertheless, I wanted to be sure I was understanding his pseudo-philosophical pig-itude properly so I cut and pasted Big Pigshit's first quote into the Limbaugh Online Translation Service and this is what it said he really meant to say:

"This illegal Kenyan blue gum's presidency is all it took for these brutish, savage young bucks to unleash their naturally forceful rascality so as to undermine the innate, holy goodness of white culture, attaining unfair reparations through outright violent acts since they can't do it with right-mindedness. Pandora's box has been opened and hell hath no fury like an uppity moon cricket that's under Obama's evil influence."

Shit! I'm glad I have no kids that could be subjected to that kind of torment. And by "that kind of torment" I mean, having a child actually hear anything Limbaugh spews out of his hateful, gob-stopping, baboon fellating pie hole. What a horrible fucking human being he is, a real piece of racist donkey shit. I guess in Limbaugh's America little white kids getting beat up by black kids is not only wrong but clearly symptomatic of a larger, overall developing trend, and incidents of blacks being beaten with baseball bats on the night of Obama's election or even President Obama recieving 400 times more death threats than any other president are not only acceptable but obviously isolated. I mean, Lord High Pigshit's silence on the latter in contrast to his howels of horror regarding the former is so deafening that his tacit approval for the latter is to be inferred, especially since he apparently recognizes such bigotry when he thinks he sees it directed at whites. He's not completely blind to it, just selectively so. This speaks volumes...

What also speaks volumes is that, as usual, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and not just regarding his racist numbnuttery, but in his Newsweek citation as well. I'm aware of Limbaugh's many intellectual shortcomings and profligate rantings, but he still managed to pique my curiosity with this Newsweek story, so I found the article, read it for myself and, lo and behold, I discovered a very minor, inconsequential matter that Limbaugh apparently failed to notice:

Neither the cover nor the article itself claim that babies are born racist! In fact, the article answers the cover question in the negative. The story explains how organizing principles in a baby's developing brain will group items together, and how, over time, without proper parental guidance those organizational constructs may go on to coalesce with ambient pressures to develop into racial biases or preferences. Babies aren't born racist, they're born with the ability to form simple associations based on basic physical traits, not based on abstract notions such as race or culture. In short, racism is nurtured by one's environment and can be facilitated by the natural mental tendency to gather "like" things with each other. That's it. So where Limbaugh got the idea that Newsweek says babies are born racist is a mystery. Or maybe not. Assuming Limbaugh could even be bothered to actually read the article, it's clear that he's either such a fucking terminally stupid turd slurping, butt nugget that he couldn't possibly understand it, what with it being all full of words and numbers and stuff, or he's just towing the through-the-looking-glass partisan line of claiming black is white and up is down. Personally, I think it's a whole lot of both, because you don't need to read something or understand it to be intentionally daft or to just make up whatever kind of shit you want. Who needs reality when a fantasy can be so much better?

Concerning the second quote all I will say is that I love how Limbaugh just knows this was a racial situation on the part of the black kids. He obviously knows more about it than the cops investigating the matter. Those kids are black, so they must be racist! I mean, it has to be a black racist shenanigan or Pigshit's notion of an evil empire of Obama's creation and influence just doesn't hold water, right? Well, it doesn't hold any water anyway, but that's from a sane person's viewpoint, so we won't say anything to Rush or his shitto--er...dittoheads about it (they have so little, obviously). No, the facts are fungible, the important thing is that people see Limbaugh as savior to Obama's racist Satan.

Also, that he's even trying to defend racism says a lot about what a genuine douchebag he is, even if it's done in apparent jest, especially with his track record of racial bigotry and in relation to the subject matter he's discussing. Smart people know that just because a condition is congenital that it's not necessarily acceptable, nor unacceptable, for that matter. There are many congenital conditions that are detriments, diseases or pathologies, so it's clear there are other criteria involved in determining the validity of homosexuality or any other congenital condition. People who do reduce it down to the notion that something is valid by virtue of it being "inborn" are just providing soundbites for easy public discourse on the subject or are simply giving an opposing answer to address the ridiculous and overly simplistic notion that being gay is just an easy matter of cavalierly choosing one lifestyle option among many others, like changing careers or learning a new language. No, there are many other determining factors involved in assessing homosexuality, and they're not part of some grand conspiracy to enforce an agenda, or to destroy Western civilization or to undermine heterosexuality but to enlighten people and redress superstitious and unfounded misgivings, outright ignorance and biases that have lead to unnecessary hostility, violence and deaths--you know, all the stuff Limbaugh relishes, defends and condones. That Limbaugh conflates the acceptance of homosexuality with racism, creating a patently false equivalency between them, shows just how fucked up this mind-numbingly moronic dickhole is and how much he's just grasping at straws to make a "reasonable" argument in order to justify his own bigotry.

But to be fair, and to show just how far his rhetorical reach has exceeded his logical grasp, let's say he's right; let's say that racism is inborn therefore it should be acceptable, doesn't that undermine his position that Obama is responsible for what those horribly racist black kids did to that sweet, innocent white kid? Obama's America, remember? Racism is inborn, remember? I mean, I know that in Rush's world apparently only black kids are racist, but using his "logic" they can't be doing what they're doing because of Obama, not if they were born to it. And to think there are people who take this buffoon to be some great political thinker; he couldn't think his way out of a wet paper bag. He has no logical leg to stand on and since he can't have this situation both ways, we have to label him a pitiable fool and move on from there. Actually, he's just a fucking partisan tool with nothing good to say or do for this country. But let's be clear here, Limbaugh has a long, strong history of lies, bad logic, race baiting and using hatefully stupid and inflammatory rhetoric in order to further his political agenda, which is to secure unbridled capitalism and total conservative, white male hegemony. Therefore, we, the sane, need to be vigilant and wary of anything and everything he says or does. He's an evil sack of pusillanimous pigshit and as such deserves no respect, no support and no concession. He deserves only our scorn, rebuke and ridicule.

Imprecatory prayer anyone? I'm sorry -- I mean, this is the way my mind works. Maybe I was born this way...