The philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer once quipped, "Martyrdom is the only way a man with no ability can become famous." Now, Schopenhauer died 100 years before Sarah Palin was born, so obviously he couldn't have had her in mind (especially with the pronouns), but I can't imagine anyone who more perfectly reflects the truth of his assessment. And in her case, the martyrdom is actually self-inflicted. Perfect!If stupidity ever reaches 100 dollars a barrel, I'm buying the drilling rights on that woman's head!
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Zirgar---Genius! You really need to make that into a demotivational poster.
"When Drilling Rights reach 100$ a barrel...."
And then Imma gonna use it!
:)
My old man would love that too. He can't stand that cow!
Yeah, I'd like to drill that in more ways than one. I just can't make up my mind as to which.
Either way, there's going to be a hell of a big spill!
Seeing Eye Chick: Thank you! I might make it into a poster and post it here, or I may just let you have it. Depends on how lazy I'm feeling over the weekend. lol
Sedate Me: Sir, you can have the skank. Personally, I wouldn't even touch her with your dick. Hmmm, I think I said that once before when you mentioned you'd like to fuck Palin or some other neocunt. lol
To clarify and ruin the joke, "drill" could either be with my fist or my penis, both lethal weapons. I can't decide which one I'd rather use.
But if I went with fucking, I'd certainly be triple-bagging it. And it wouldn't exactly be the kind of sex that involves "cuddling" or sharing feelings". It would be more the "I hate your fucking guts" sex that people have during nasty divorces.
What can I say? I'm attracted to women I hate (or wind up hating).
Sedate Me: I think you should fuck her face with your foot.
Probably the best Palin picture I've seen in a while: Can you see that little gleam of insanity behind her glasses? It looks as if someone has just validated her belief that the moon is indeed made of a dairy product and therefore would be the perfect place to send starving children.
Poietes: She has that dopey, derangey thing going full on in this photo.
some martyr. i bet that 12 million bucks makes her feel much better.
welcome back, z.
Nonnie: And she will milk that cow until the teat runs dry.
This should make you happy.
Phuck: Ha ha ha, that's awesome. Only 42 confirmed attendees with only another 130 probable. I love it!
Zirgar, unless something changes radically, stupidity will never rise above 1 penny a barrel.
Supply and demand don't ya know.
I'd like to try to drill the stupid outta her.
All in the pursuit of science of course.
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Sedate Me: I hate to diagree with you, but with today's GOP, stupidity seems to be in increasingly higher and higher demand...
Andy: You can have her, but be sure to get disinfected and get a strong prophylaxis when you're done.
Zirgar, there's a reason you hate to disagree with me. It's because you hate being wrong.
The Republicans are SUPPLIERS of stupidity, not consumers. Between them, TV, the Inter-tubes, tech-toys, and everything else, stupidity production is a very, very, competitive market.
We are so awash in the stuff, even the public's voracious appetitive for stupidity is easily satisfied.
You might as well be trying to sell bottled water -er- bottled air.
Sedate Me: Me wrong? Why I outta!
I agree that the GOP supplies a vast amount of stupidity, but someone's buying the books of Glenn Beck, Palin, Coulter, Malkin, Hannity et al, and watching all of their ignorant TV shows, listening to their fucked up radio broadcasts and reading their insipid blogs, so there's a pretty hefty desire for really, really stupid things as well. The GOP is a wildy spewing well of dumbassedness and lots of people in this country are all too happy to sop it up and digest it.
Zirgar,
As I said, our society has a voracious appetite for stupidity. It's worth mentioning that consumption is largely a learned behaviour. Just like the unwashed masses have been programmed to want junk food and now demand it, so have the stupidity peddlers programmed the public to demand stupidity.
But even though the demand for stupidity is tremendous, the market has an Achilles heel. You can only be stupid for 24 hours a day. Modern media technology has allowed for a limitless supply of stupidity. For example, FOX Noise alone can easily meet EVERYBODY's stupidity needs 24/7, but they are just one of several thousand choices for the stupidity consumer. To compete in a such a flooded market, suppliers have to provide ever more potent levels of stupidity at the same price.
On the other hand, intelligence, will always be worth far more than stupidity. While there is a minuscule demand for it, the supply is almost non-existent. In a world awash in stupidity, customers looking for intelligence will pay any price for it and, due to a steady diet of intelligence, they're also more likely to be able to afford it. The low supply and niche market demand ensures intelligence will always be a much more valuable commodity.
Seeing eye chick got it right; and if you make that poster, I'm posting it on my facebook and tweeting it to my followers!!
I agree that the GOP supplies a vast amount of stupidity
Please save your $100 - this dumbshit will soon be nothing more than some answer to a trivia question that no one will get right!
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